Being the musings of a Yorkshire lass living in the USA. I'm a book geek, bird nerd, grammar Nazi, and hockey nut. Sarcasm is my default setting.
Yes I know I've finished The Ocean at the End of the Lane, but there's hockey on tonight so I'm afraid you're going to have to stay becalmed for a little while longer. Just go and hang the goat sodomizer or something while you're waiting.