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Trapped - Kevin Hearne

"I don't know where Toronto is," the dryad said, looking lost.

 

"It's a place across the ocean with a great film festival and a bad hockey team", I explained, but she still looked bewildered. "Their ticket prices are sky-high but they haven't hefted the Stanley Cup since 1967. I know there's always next year, but, damn, you know?"

 

Nailed it!