Halloween Bingo 2017 - Cozy

The Cat Who Turned On and Off - Lilian Jackson Braun

Mrs Cobb started up the creaking staircase, her round hips bobbling from side to side and the backs of her fat knees bulging in a horizontal grin. Qwilleran was neither titillated nor repelled by the sight, but rather saddened that every woman was not blessed with a perfect figure.

 

Well boo hoo Mr Qwilleran, you're no prize pig yourself are you?