Reading progress update: I've read 80%.

The Ranger - Monica McCarty

OH NOES!! More peril! Our hero has been discovered and thrown into a dungeon and tortured by the moustache-twirling villain. 

 

Can our feisty, yet vulnerable heroine rescue him before it's too late? Well no she can't cuz she'd spoil her hair, but luckily a few of the Chippendales are available. Phew.