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The Hound of the Baskervilles (Illustrated) -  Arthur Conan Doyle

To me, a 'dark and stormy night' involves plenty of rum and ginger beer, a couple of kebabs, and a filthy hangover the next morning with no recollection of how those traffic cones appeared in the living room.

 

 

Sherlock Holmes doesn't know what he's missing.