Being the musings of a Yorkshire lass living in the USA. I'm a book geek, bird nerd, grammar Nazi, and hockey nut. Sarcasm is my default setting.
To me, a 'dark and stormy night' involves plenty of rum and ginger beer, a couple of kebabs, and a filthy hangover the next morning with no recollection of how those traffic cones appeared in the living room.
Sherlock Holmes doesn't know what he's missing.